When your mother is nagging you and you try to find the ignore button.
When you're trying to take a shower, your kids are banging on the bathroom door, and your first impulse is to shout, "leave me alone, I'm AFK!"
I've sadly done the numbers things more than once...
~ You say woot! When something good happens.
~ You think LOL in your head when you hear something funny.
~ When you wake up, you think "When will I be able to get on VMK today..."
~ You've actually talked to your computer (Sadly...)
~ You've tried to do the VMK dance.... and failed
~ When you want to do something to your hair, you look for your mouse to click on the shirt icon