Random Ninja
DIS Veteran
- Joined
- Jan 14, 2012
The CM on JC tonight turned off all the lights towards the end of the temple. Just before we got to the elephant pool, she started singing "It's a Small World". The whole boat was in stitches.
On our last trip, I was noticed by a pirate who offerred to relieve me of my wedding ring. He said something to the effect of "that looks far too heavy for such a small hand". I told him he'd have to ask my husband, to which my dh replied "sure, but you have to take her too - they're a package deal". After much discussion between them about the nearest "wench market" where dh could obtain a replacement for me, they both decided it wasn't worth the trouble for either of them!
OMG DYING!.
Oh I forgot this one. Not a cm but a parent:
"Dad, what's child swap?"
"That's where we leave you and then go ride the ride. When its over we come back and pick out new kids."
iwynlea said:We heard this from a CM in DHS (then MGM) on our honeymoon 10 years ago, he was relating to us funny questions he'd been asked by guests. His all-time favorite was "What time does the castle get here?" To which he had responded, thinking he had misheard the question, "Excuse me?" The guest said, "We know that the castle moves from park to park each day. What time does it get here?" I can't remember what he said his response was, but to this day, as we go into DHS one of us always asks the other, "What time does the castle get here today?"
Not a Disney one, but a few years ago in discovery cove, one of our family party was rather "pooh shaped" as you would say on these boards.
During the dolphin encounter the trainer cracked everyone up when after the part where the dolphin tows you, when he had had his turn the trainer said "Wow! I've never seen a dolphin sweat before!"
I know that many people will think this is funny, but had I been the person he was talking about (and I could have been, being rather pooh-shaped myself), I can't begin to describe how embarrassed, hurt, and belittled I would feel. I'm sure that even if the guy he was talking about was laughing at the time, he also dying a little on the inside.
This past November during Jersey week, my friend and I were taking advantage of extended hours to explore New Fantasyland after a late night reservation at 'Ohana. We stopped by Gaston's Tavern and then made our way to Ariel's Grotto to meet her in her fin right before the park closed at 12.
We sit down with Ariel and she starts asking us if we've been drinking. At first, we were so confused because we had indeed had several drinks over the long dinner at 'Ohana but were definitely not in an impaired state.
Ariel proceeds to point to our souvenir mugs from Gastons and scold us for drinking with that mean old Gaston. She then gives us both a sobriety test!! She had us touch finger tip to nose and say the alphabet backwards. Then, after proclaiming that we were not drunk she reminded us to be careful when drinking with Gaston and told us we really should stay away from that tavern! It was definitely one of the most memorable character interactions I have had.