des1954
DIS Veteran
- Joined
- Aug 10, 2007
We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective
look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, country, and God.
If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a
half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit
-- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel
the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are...
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the
phrase, "One nation, under God."
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10
Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter
Festival."
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart
when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if: You treat all veterans with great respect, and
always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid
to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to
do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend..
My wife took me shopping at the Wholesale Club. You wouldn't believe the size of a can of tuna we got! It was HUGE!!!! And did you know you can buy A-1 steak sauce by the QUART?????
Your idiot BIL (that would be my DH) buys Frank's by the gallon about every 3 months. He LOVES the stuff!!! If I would let him, I think he'd put it on ice cream & chocolate cake. He'd be in heaven if Nestles made a Frank's flavored "Quik". (Not Frank's as in "our Frank", but Frank's as in Frank's formerly known as Durkee's Hot Sauce)Yeah, my idiot son bought a gallon of Frank's hot sauce at Sams about a year ago and said it would last a couple of months. HA. He still has about 80% of it.
Try putting the A 1 on the tuna. Not bad, actually.
I put horseradish on it.
5 more hours till I get to go on a formal date with my 8 y/o!!! Our local Rec Dept puts on a Daddy Daughter Date Night every year. They have a good buffet dinner then a free non-alchohol bar, DJ and dance floor for the evening. A photographer circulates the whole evening and you can download and buy any pics you want afterward.
This is the 3rd one we've done, and the second time DD8 got to be my date. Looking forward to it.
5 more hours till I get to go on a formal date with my 8 y/o!!! Our local Rec Dept puts on a Daddy Daughter Date Night every year. They have a good buffet dinner then a free non-alchohol bar, DJ and dance floor for the evening. A photographer circulates the whole evening and you can download and buy any pics you want afterward.
This is the 3rd one we've done, and the second time DD8 got to be my date. Looking forward to it.