Post Whatever You Want Thread

[ntsammy5]

I like their cheese and knives.

I like their cheese knives. They have good beer too.

 

[We4mickey]

We have good cheese in Wisconsin. Brats too!

 

[ntsammy5]

I don't know what they have to say,
It makes no difference anyway,
Whatever it is, I'm against it.
No matter what it is or who commenced it,
I'm against it.

Your proposition may be good,
But let's have one thing understood,
Whatever it is, I'm against it.
And even when you've changed it or condensed it,
I'm against it.

I'm opposed to it,
On general principle, I'm opposed to it.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

I don't know what they have to say,
It makes no difference anyway,
Whatever it is, I'm against it.
No matter what it is or who commenced it,
I'm against it.

Your proposition may be good,
But let's have one thing understood,
Whatever it is, I'm against it.
And even when you've changed it or condensed it,
I'm against it.

I'm opposed to it,
On general principle, I'm opposed to it.

amen

 

[AuburnJen92]

Auburn players playing in the Super Bowl this evening! War Eagle!
(Cards: Roderick Hook and Karlos Dansby and Steelers: Kendall Simmons)

 

[Born 2 Fish]

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective
look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, country, and God.

If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a
half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit
-- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel
the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are...

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the
phrase, "One nation, under God."

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10
Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter
Festival."

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart
when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if: You treat all veterans with great respect, and
always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid
to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to
do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend..

 

[des1954]

You've really got a thing about Switzerland, don't you Ami?

Switzerlands cool in my book

I went to Switzerland for 8 days in 1998. Good cheese, great beer, beautiful scenery. But the best was the........

CHOCOLATE!!! MMMMMMM!!!
​

My favorite city was Zurmatt. My least favorite was Geneva. I did the Julie Andrews "The Hills are Alive" act in Zurmatt. I also had wonderful wine in Zurmatt. More mmmmmmmmmmmmm!! Did I say I loved Zurmatt???​

 

[ntsammy5]

Good post, Frank. How true.

 

[BigDaddyRog]

I like wheel of fortune...I really do, but I get angry as HELL when people buy vowels and you can tell they already know the answer to the puzzle...WHY DO THESE MORONS WASTE THE MONEY ON VOWELS????? JEEEEEEZ......Why are people so STUPID????????

 

[2goofycampers]

I like wheel of fortune...I really do, but I get angry as HELL when people buy vowels and you can tell they already know the answer to the puzzle...WHY DO THESE MORONS WASTE THE MONEY ON VOWELS????? JEEEEEEZ......Why are people so STUPID????????

Do you have a hidden camera in our living room ?

 

[BigDaddyRog]

LOL..no, I promise I dont...but can you believe the "little engine that could" and the idiot got 5 "T"s....then like an idiot bought 2 vowels...I wanted to put my foot across his idiot throat.

 

[ntsammy5]

 

[AuburnJen92]

I like wheel of fortune...I really do, but I get angry as HELL when people buy vowels and you can tell they already know the answer to the puzzle...WHY DO THESE MORONS WASTE THE MONEY ON VOWELS????? JEEEEEEZ......Why are people so STUPID????????

Maybe there is a vowel quota we don't know about???

 

[LuckyinGa]

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective
look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, country, and God.

If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a
half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit
-- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel
the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are...

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the
phrase, "One nation, under God."

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10
Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter
Festival."

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart
when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if: You treat all veterans with great respect, and
always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid
to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to
do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend..

Frank,

I'm a New York City girl by birth but I'm definitely a redneck!! Great quote.

 

[Brer Bear]

There are rednecks everywhere, not just in the south. Of course the prettiest are here in Tennessee, least that's where my cousins are....

Seriously..my wife was doing a genealogy search on her Dad's family and happened to come across some of MY Dad's family....turns out we are 6th cousins once removed. I'm not kidding...

The punchline is that I'm adopted by my Dad, so no blood relation, but still!

 

[ftwildernessguy]

Taxes suck.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Taxes suck.

I'd beat Lonestar would be offended by that remark.




Oooohh , you said TAXES !! My bad !!

 

[ftwildernessguy]

I like texas. Taxes still suck, though.

 

[ftwildernessguy]

I'm thinking of opening a bar on the beach in the Florida Keys.

 

[Brer Bear]

I'm thinking of opening a bar on the beach in the Florida Keys.

Would an open styrofoam cooler in a sandbox work?