Ding ding ding - Tia is correct. The TWNCRYR-mobile is my ticket to DIScon 2002. I was going to get "DISCON" plates, but I didn't think that anyone would understand what a DIScon is, so I opted for the obscure Town Crier reference.
BTW - My Saturn also takes me to DISmeets in Illinois, Indiana, and Massachusetts. I gotta get some new tires on the way to Patrick-CON in South Bend.
I just checked airfare to Orlando. It's still too much for me to pay.