Ok I will give this a shot:
You know your addicted to vmk when:
1. you pass someone at the mall who is wearing a cowboy hat and you offer them your rare
2. You actually do believe that girl in the cowboy pants looks hot!
3. you believe that if you leave your trade room someone will steal your rare
4. you start using words like bay be, on, hat, heart you and rare irl
5. you go out dancing irl and actually do that vmk robot thing, hmm and ppl like it!!
6. you dress like your vmk character irl, oh yea like I am the only one that does this!!
7. you tell your friends not to dance on the tables so they dont fall and get hurt
and last.......
8. you look for a button to boot someome from your real life house!!
Ok how is that? LOL..........WOOT WOOT!!