Okay...this comes under the category of "
you can't make this stuff up"..one of those truth being stranger than fiction type things.
As some of you may recall, I have been having some issues with our new neighbors.
At 6:30 am..my husband and my son left for work and school. Being that I had a terrible headache,
I went back upstairs to lie down for a bit. Managed to doze off, only to awaken at 7:30 am to this very loud banging noise coming from outside.. directly under our bedroom window..which had been opened. I was startled and immediately said out loud.."
WTH IS THAT!?" It would seem someone was out on my neighbors driveway (which runs right up against our property line)..banging on something. The noise stopped when they heard me. At this point I figured I wasn't going to get any sleep..may as well go downstairs and have some coffee.
Anyway, about an hour later, I hear the loud banging noise again. This time coming from the back yard..and my dog is barking. I went to the back door to let the dog in and could see my next door neighbor bashing something on his PVC table. Well, apparently it wasn't doing the trick and he then walked onto his driveway..where it borders with our property. Now my curiousity has been raised..and I've
got to know what it is he's doing. I quickly went to my dining room window.
and peeked out to see exactly what it was he was banging (okay wise guys....let's not go there..you know what I mean
)...
Turns out..and
I KID YOU NOT...he is trying to smash open a
COCONUT..on the belgium block border.
Yep..
you read that correctly. He's smashing open a coconut
on his driveway. I guess he wanted it for breakfast.
I'm not sure if this is another one of those cultural differences..or what.
All I can say is...I'd like to smash some nuts too.
Oh..and another thing..I really think we can use a
"WTH?" smiley.