HEADLINE IN GLOBAL NEWS TODAY...........
300 DISNEY CAST MEMBERS TORTURED
Inside sources say that Mickey had to 'eliminate' more than 300 CMs today, because he was told they had been discussing their perks on public internet boards.
When Mr. Mouse was asked if this was really a necessary step, Mr. Mouse replied, "Well, I hate when I have to take strong stands on these kinds of issues. But, these people signed agreements when they came to work for me. Rules are rules. Perks are for Cast Members and I feel that others just didn't have a 'need to know'. I realize some CMs were only trying to be nice and answer what seemed to be innocent questions......."
Mr. Mouse also disclosed that after perks began to be revealed, other inside information began to leak... seems there are just no limits to what people feel they 'have a right to know'.
Soon after the perks issue began to grow out of proportion, nasty rumors began that the Characters you see in the parks are just people dressed up in costumes!!
Then people began demanding to know where the buttons are to turn rides on and off!
Guests began making lists and asking every CM they saw exactly what their salaries are.....
Pretty soon it was havoc everywhere... no one was riding rides, they were too busy trying to find out inside information!
Mr. Mouse said this all had to come to a stop.... he began tracing all the problems back to a source on the internet.... It turns out that people were demanding to know CM perks-- we still aren't sure why...while CMs kept saying, it's our jobs and our business, please don't make us divulge this information... go to your local store and ask them... But the boards wouldn't have it and soon CMs began saying more than they meant too... so Mr. Mouse has finally tracked down all CMs with big mouths and they are being chained inside the "It's a Small World Attraction" for all eternity.
Yes, this story is ridiculous, but no more so than the turn this thread has taken...... please don't make us endanger ourselves... please check with your local
Disney Store for further info.....