Even tho RvUsa.org (John) has a great daily joke thread on his site,,I'll contribute.
You Might be a Disney Dork if . . .
You have a bedroom totally done in Disney and it's not your kid's room.
You own more Disney clothes than non-Disney clothes.
You know how to make this . . . ºoº
You get a job at the
Disney Store just to get the discount.
You set your alarm clock to get up in time to call when the dining line opens to book Cinderella's Royal Table on the 60th day out.
You tell the dining agent what she is supposed to tell you.
You call Disney employees Cast Members.
Cast members know you by name.
You have a reservation for Walt Disney World. All you could get was a campsite . . . you don't even own a camper.
You don't need to ask a Cast Member where the closest bathroom is.
Your friends ask you where the closest bathroom is.
Other guests ask you where the closest bathroom is.
Cast members ask you where the closest bathroom is.
You can get from Splash Mountain to Space Mountain in less than 10 minutes during the 3:00 parade on Easter Sunday without using the tunnels.
You call the tunnels "utilidors."
You miss Mission to Mars.
You remember "If You Had Wings" and can still sing the song.
You can name the seven dwarfs.
You can name the seven lands in The Magic Kingdom.
You can name the seven daughters of Triton.
You just went to a Disney trivia book to look up the answer to the last question and you knew which one to look in.
You know where more than 10 hidden Mickeys are.
You think Walt is frozen in a block of ice on the second floor of the castle.
You know he is.
You ever spent more than $250.00 on a piece of Disney merchandise that originally sold for $5.00.
You have all 101 Dalmatian Happy Meal toys from McDonalds.
You went across state lines to get them.
You can name the 11 countries around World Showcase, in order.
You have seen both IllumiNations and Fantasy in the Sky on the same night . . . from inside both parks.
You have never been to a Disneyana Convention, but you're saving up to go.
You have a favorite room at one of the Disney resorts.
You have a favorite room at ALL of the Disney resorts.
You think that staying on Hotel Plaza Boulevard isn't close enough to the parks.
You have waited for the next monorail so you could sit up front.
You don't ride the monorail unless you sit up front.
You can tell the difference between riding in one of the outside elevators and one of the inside elevators when riding Tower of Terror.
You can call out which direction the car is about to go when riding Space Mountain . . . from the back seat . . . with your eyes closed.
You can recite the Haunted Mansion speil.
You can recite the Jungle Cruise speil.
You can recite the Backstage Studio Tour speil.
You have ten or more Disney sites bookmarked.
You belt along to "Energy," "Laughing Place," and "O Canada" (to name a few) while blasting your Official Disney Attractions soundtracks tape in your car . . . with the windows down . . . with other people in the car.
You cry like a baby every time another Disney vacaton has come to an end.
You have a special Disney fund in the back for future trips.
You've said Walt is God . . . and meant it.