The answer would be when was the last time he saw a Super 8 with:
A Pool shaped like a Bowling Pin with a 1950s Soundtrack
A Pool shaped like a Flower with "Flower Showers" sending water into the Pool
A HUGE 24/7 Arcade
A huge Merchandise Shop
A huge FOOD Court with multiple "bays" and multiple "coolers"
A Pool Bar
A 4 story "Jukebox"
A 4 story Big Wheel
A 4 story 8 Track Tape
Immaculate lush landscaping
Shadow Boxes filled with amazing artifacts from the 1950s,1960s,1970s 1980s,1990s
Activities Program
Pool Movies
Hair wrap station
Caricature station
Pressed Penny machines
Laundries
Ping Pong table
Lake with walking/jogging trail around it
Room delivery menu
And coming soon GONDOLAS!!!!