New Rules for Disney Parks

[PennyLane1084]

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NEW RULE: If you wear a fanny-pack to the parks, I get to punch you in the back.[/QUOTE]

I just recently found some pictures from my family 1990's trips to Disney and my dad was wearing a fanny-pack. I just looked at him and asked "What possessed to wear that? And why in god's name did you let him walk out of the hotel room like that"

I agree with this rule!

 

[Minnie J]

Hey I resemble that remark!! Only I think it should read if you butt is too fat to fit in the seat! And yes I have a fat butt!!



They need a fat emoticon on here....

I tried to make it less flaming for those who pull out their torches every new thread being posted. Im scared of being flamed....

 

[LiberalPrincess]

New rule: I don't care how hot it is. Some people shouldn't be wearing tight little "JUICY" shorts and a tanktop.

LOL! I was thinking something similar. New rule: if the jaws of life are needed to get you out of your outfit at the end of the day, it is too tight. People breaking the too tight rule will have to walk around with a mirror, so they have to suffer as much as everyone that has to look at them.

 

[wtccheermom]

Here is yet another New Stroller Rule—If your child is not an infant and needs a stroller than you have to rent one from Disney so I do not have to stand on the bus while your deluxe double stroller has as seat. If an extra 100 bucks for the stroller is gonna break you than maybe you should rethink your visit to Disney or cut it short so u can afford to rent the stroller. Oh and I know Disney strollers do not lean back but there again if your toddler needs a nap take them back to the room for one.

 

[arjones31]

NEW RULE: If you use the phrase 'the magic is gone for me' because your dole whip was slightly melted, I get to punch you in the solarplexus.

You know, you show a tendency toward violence, I think you should calm down and think about the children you might be influencing...

 

[Basil of Baker St]

NEW RULE: If you use the phrase 'the magic is gone for me' because your dole whip was slightly melted, I get to punch you in the solarplexus.

This whole thread is funny, but this one is freaking hilarious!

 

[Mama-san]

Haha! Brilliant minds think alike!

I'm waiting for someone to post that this is offensive to them because they have some dermatologial condition so they can't wear deodorant.

 

[arjones31]

I'm waiting for someone to post that this is offensive to them because they have some dermatologial condition so they can't wear deodorant.

To which we reply, "I have an olfactory condition and your b.o. is gonna make me throw up..."

 

[PRmamiDEdos]

New Rule - If my child is sitting on the ground by the railroad balcony, waiting for the parade to start, that empty space that I'm guarding is not for you to try and stand in. I WILL move you back.

New Rule - Disney will now cut off the waiting spaces for parades at 30 minutes to start time. If you didn't get there already, why make everyone else miserable by trying to shove your way to the front for a good view?

 

[Minnie J]

New Rule-Just because your little girl is dressed up as a princess from BBB doesnt mean she can cut in line. If a princess had to wait for her prince she can wait in line

New Rule-Crocs were not made to travel every single place. regular sandals will do!!

Had to add another:

During these cheerleader meets it is NOT Cute to make a pyramid in front of 30,000 oncoming people. You will get trampled by my Reeboks!!
*cheers* A YAY OK!!

 

[boxer]

You know, you show a tendency toward violence, I think you should calm down and think about the children you might be influencing...

You show a tendency to be missing the humor-gene.

 

[PRmamiDEdos]

New Rule-Crocs were not made to travel every single place. regular sandals will do!!

I take offense to that !! I love my Crocs!!!

 

[sydneysmom]

I'm not sure if this has already been posted, but can we PLEASE have a rule that undergarments MUST be worn in the parks ??? And I'm not just talking about a bra.....and believe me, there were ALOT of women that seemed to have forgotten to pack theirs. There were even some women kicking theirs ahead of them. How that's comfortable, it beats me.

I'm talking underwear. If you're going to wear white shorts and go on Splash Mountain, can you PLEASE wear underwear ?? It's hard to try to explain things to an observant 4 year old !!

 

[arjones31]

You show a tendency to be missing the humor-gene.

Guess I wasn't sarcastic enough - I meant it to be funny... need to work on my writing skills... hahaha! Keep the rules coming!!

 

[boxer]

I'm not sure if this has already been posted, but can we PLEASE have a rule that undergarments MUST be worn in the parks ??? And I'm not just talking about a bra.....and believe me, there were ALOT of women that seemed to have forgotten to pack theirs. There were even some women kicking theirs ahead of them. How that's comfortable, it beats me.

I'm talking underwear. If you're going to wear white shorts and go on Splash Mountain, can you PLEASE wear underwear ?? It's hard to try to explain things to an observant 4 year old !!

Wait, slow down on that one until I get to see 'who' is not wearing said underwear. If they had trouble squeezing into the ride, then proceed with your underwear requirement. But if it is a hot soccer-mom, we can proceed, sans underwear.

 

[Katie & Glen]

New Rule: No complaining about bugs at WDW. I know its a magical place, but not that magical. If you complain that Disney should do something about the bugs, I will call mousekeeping and have them leave you some extra guests in your room.

 

[budmonster]

New Rule: Ladies if you insist on wearing clothes that show off all of your jiggly parts then I will insist on taking a picture and posting it on my FB for all my friends to get a good laugh.

Oh almost forgot.....

 

[boxer]

Guess I wasn't sarcastic enough - I meant it to be funny... need to work on my writing skills... hahaha! Keep the rules coming!!

LOL...you know I read that, paused for a second, then thought 'wonder if she was joking'.

But your use of the roll-eyes emoticon confused me. LOL.

 

[PRmamiDEdos]

I'm not sure if this has already been posted, but can we PLEASE have a rule that undergarments MUST be worn in the parks ??? And I'm not just talking about a bra.....and believe me, there were ALOT of women that seemed to have forgotten to pack theirs. There were even some women kicking theirs ahead of them. How that's comfortable, it beats me.

I'm talking underwear. If you're going to wear white shorts and go on Splash Mountain, can you PLEASE wear underwear ?? It's hard to try to explain things to an observant 4 year old !!

How about not wearing white shorts to the park period? Especially if you know you're going on a water ride?

 

[diamondcharl]

New Rule: Ladies if you insist on wearing clothes that show off all of your jiggly parts then I will insist on taking a picture and posting it on my FB for all my friends to get a good laugh.

Oh almost forgot.....

Just make sure you put a black bar over their faces.