Fractal514
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- Sep 29, 2009
This thread is ALA Bill Maher and his New Rules segment on his show. These are intended to be funny, if somewhat true, rules for the parks. If you have no sense of humor or are easily offended, you should probably not read this thread. Any new rules posted that I think fit the spirit of the thread will get added to this first post.
New Rule, When your child insists on sitting on the railing every single time the line stops moving, I secretly wish for them to fall and get hurt. Not badly, but just enough to learn their lesson.
New Rule, If you sit dead center after being asked to move 2/3's of the way across before sitting, I will not only choose your aisle so that I can clumsily climb over you, but I will try very hard to fart while doing so.
New Rule, When I see an EVC coming towards the bus I'm on, I close my eyes and concentrate very hard on trying to get the bus driver to pull away. I know I'm going to hell, but I'm really tired.
New Rule, If you complain loudly and obnoxiously about children out Disney, you're really saying "I'm a cranky old moron who hates children and yet selected a theme park for vacation, I will probably die alone."
New Rule, It's the same ride in 5 minutes as it is in 10, you'll live, shut up and smile, you're at Disney World.
New Rule, No you didn't have an ADR, we all know you didn't, and no matter how much you yell at the hostess and ask your wife to confirm, we know you're a liar and that you two are in cahoots like Bonnie and Clyde, now please leave Canada and go eat at Marakesh.
New Rule, Ok, I get it, it's a giant talking potato and they don't have those in your country, now put away the camera and stop holding up the line.
Those are some of mine, what are yours?
New Rule, When your child insists on sitting on the railing every single time the line stops moving, I secretly wish for them to fall and get hurt. Not badly, but just enough to learn their lesson.
New Rule, If you sit dead center after being asked to move 2/3's of the way across before sitting, I will not only choose your aisle so that I can clumsily climb over you, but I will try very hard to fart while doing so.
New Rule, When I see an EVC coming towards the bus I'm on, I close my eyes and concentrate very hard on trying to get the bus driver to pull away. I know I'm going to hell, but I'm really tired.
New Rule, If you complain loudly and obnoxiously about children out Disney, you're really saying "I'm a cranky old moron who hates children and yet selected a theme park for vacation, I will probably die alone."
New Rule, It's the same ride in 5 minutes as it is in 10, you'll live, shut up and smile, you're at Disney World.
New Rule, No you didn't have an ADR, we all know you didn't, and no matter how much you yell at the hostess and ask your wife to confirm, we know you're a liar and that you two are in cahoots like Bonnie and Clyde, now please leave Canada and go eat at Marakesh.
New Rule, Ok, I get it, it's a giant talking potato and they don't have those in your country, now put away the camera and stop holding up the line.
Those are some of mine, what are yours?