Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[loonieroonie]

My mom says a lot of funny things without realizing that she has done so. During our first trip to WDW my mom and I were shopping on Main Street. My mom loves to collect figurines, especially of ducks, and noticed some lovely ones on display. We are Egyptian and the plural for ducks in Arabic is pronounced Butt. When my mom saw the ducks she exclaimed loudly, "OOh, Look at my butt, my butt!" She always mixes Arabic and English words and this was too much for me. I was laughing so hard I cried.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

My mom says a lot of funny things without realizing that she has done so. During our first trip to WDW my mom and I were shopping on Main Street. My mom loves to collect figurines, especially of ducks, and noticed some lovely ones on display. We are Egyptian and the plural for ducks in Arabic is pronounced Butt. When my mom saw the ducks she exclaimed loudly, "OOh, Look at my butt, my butt!" She always mixes Arabic and English words and this was too much for me. I was laughing so hard I cried.

WEllllll??? Did they???????


hehehehehe

(que: Sir Mix A Lot: ...I Like BIG....)

 

[Pollito916]

My mom says a lot of funny things without realizing that she has done so. During our first trip to WDW my mom and I were shopping on Main Street. My mom loves to collect figurines, especially of ducks, and noticed some lovely ones on display. We are Egyptian and the plural for ducks in Arabic is pronounced Butt. When my mom saw the ducks she exclaimed loudly, "OOh, Look at my butt, my butt!" She always mixes Arabic and English words and this was too much for me. I was laughing so hard I cried.

That is too funny! DH & I do the same with English & Spanish, but I don't think we've ever said anything quite that bad!

 

[Pollito916]

(que: Sir Mix A Lot: ...I Like BIG....)

Best.

Song.

Ever.



And I love your tags!

 

[wise king mickey]

Didn't hear this one, but saw it.

As my party-- DD early 50's, DM late 40's, and DS 16-- wer being directed to the Mickey and Friends parking structure, suddenly we realize that there's a white sub-compact a few cars behind us. The driver apparently decided they would cross the cones and park in the wide open Pinnochio lot, where no one else was (because the area was cordoned off, of course.) We were driving, so all we caught was this glimpse of a little white car steaming along into an empty parking lot.

We spent all day laughing about this one, usually in the context of a Gumby Brothers sketch from "Monty Python's Flying Circus":

"I DUN'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING! AAAAAAH!"

 

[Garfieldo]

My Dad gets motion sickness very easily, so he refused to go on anything even resembling a thrill ride. So, I took him on to Pooh since I was sure it was a dark ride. Well, apparently I hadn't done enough research, so when we start bouncing my dad starts raving "You promised we weren't going to fly around!"

Then when we got off he said "I can't believe you coaxed me onto Pooh in an attempt to undermine my lunch!"

 

[Mrs.Toad]

It took me a second to get it!

I still don't get it.

Can someone spell it out for me?

 

[UrsulasShadow]

It's kind of funny to ask someone if they have their park pass AFTER they're INSIDE the park...

 

[Mrs.Toad]

It's kind of funny to ask someone if they have their park pass AFTER they're INSIDE the park...

OMG!! How did I miss that???!!!!

 

[MuseumMouse]

Love this thread!

A couple we heard last week during our trip that stuck with us:

While on the Great Movie Ride, a kid asked, "Mom, are these REAL robots?"

And my favorite, which we repeated over and over and giggled every time:

As we were on a bus to somewhere, we could see the Swan and Dolphin resorts behind the trees. A guy on our bus said, "Look, there's the hotel with the big fish on top of it. That must be the Swan."

 

[xnascar2x]

Bump!

 

[Philagoofy]

Woman talking to the young lady cast member in the "Beatles" store at UK, EPCOT: "How long have you been in this country?" In a British accent, the CM replies "three months". Guest says in wonderment, "Wow, three months, you must have studied hard before you came here, you speak our language so well". "Mom" says daughter, "they speak English in England".

At the end of the ride, man to wife in seats behind us on Test Track, "This is like driving with your mother but not as scary or dangerous".

 

[catne]

we were at Epcot for evening EMH and headed to Norway to ride Maelstrom

Anyway, a lady with a small group of adults in front of us asks the very nice CM what kind of a "deal" was this. The CM replies "this is a family boat ride depicting the people and story of Norway." The lady says "a boat ride, an actual boat ride like on the water?" The CM replies, "yes, but it's not a thrill ride just a gentle float." The lady says "but how can you see anything, it's dark outside?" The CM replies, "this is an indoor boat ride, ma'm." But the lady turns to her companions and says "Ya gotta be kidding, what a waste - this is supposed to be a ride you can do during extra hours but what's the point of a boat ride in the dark?"

And they left. How the CM's keep a straight face at these kind of people, I'll never know. I'd be laughing out loud

 

[pkondz]

At the end of the ride, man to wife in seats behind us on Test Track, "This is like driving with your mother but not as scary or dangerous".

I know the feeling!!

 

[JessicaFaye508]

Best Thread Ever.

Well, I have a few stories.

1) In 2004, I was with my little cousin, my nana, and my mom in Epcot. My cousin and I are going crazy at this point.. and my cousin gets a weird idea to call me "chung chung." So, we're walking out of Epcot to go to the MK, and my cousin went up to atleast 5 different guests saying "HELLO HER NAME IS CHUNG CHUNG!!" Then we got onto the monorail, and there's this young boy, and she goes "HI! HER NAME IS CHUNG CHUNG!" And the boy goes, "uh.. no hable ingles. que?" Hahaha

2) Same trip-- we're all on spaceship earth. My mom and Nana are sitting in front of my cousin and me. Now, my nana is the sweetest person and hardly ever gets annoyed with anyone. So, my mom is telling her "I'm hungry. I don't know where we should eat tonight. I'm really getting hungry!" And my nana looks over her and goes "Put your head back and Shut up!" We still use that line today.

3) Same trip-- we're eating at the polynesian restaurant for breakfast one morning, and goofy came to my table. We were pretty excited. My cousin gave goofy a hug, we took a picture and such. Then, afterwords, my mom and my nana were like "Was goofy pregnant?!" His belly was really huge! We had a huge joke about that the whole trip. haha

4) We just went to Disney in August with my best friend, my mom, my dad and my brother. My best friend has never been to WDW before and we took her to the crystal palace for a character meal. Well, we walk out of the women's room, talking about something. She heads towards the men's room with her hand on the handle. I'm like "NO! Jessie Don't go in there!!" She's like what..? And then I pointed to the sign.. and we couldn't stop laughing. The whole time there is this random guy staring at us thinking we were insane. It was so embarassing.

 

[BrettS]

I was at Epcot with my cousin a few weeks ago and she kept talking about how she wanted to go to the world showcase and ride Nordstrom. Apparently somehow Norway and Maelstrom got merged and turned into a department store in her mind

 

[MyGoofy26]

We were in line for BTMRR. There was a group that ended up next to us when the line stopped for a minute and I couldn't help but overhear this one guy. He was telling the rest of the group that after they finished, they had to go meet a couple people over in "Fairyland."

If that wasn't bad enough, he immediately corrected himself. "Fairytown."

 

[ntsammy5]

talking about how she wanted to go to the world showcase and ride Nordstrom.

I actually like that name!

 

[Disney_Angel]

A few weeks ago as we were leaving Animal Kingdom...

"Come on lets got to Hollywood Video and ride some more rides."

 

[micknpluto]

I was at Epcot with my cousin a few weeks ago and she kept talking about how she wanted to go to the world showcase and ride Nordstrom. Apparently somehow Norway and Maelstrom got merged and turned into a department store in her mind

thats awesome! lol