I got my DB training plan today and I am SO EXCITED (after my minor freak out yesterday)!!!! Thanks, coach!
In other news, I'm pretty positive that Jose (my boyfriend) either hates me or treats annoying me as the thing that gives him the most joy in life. If I didn't know better, I would say he has a list of ways to annoy me and he actively tries to cross one or two things off that list per day. But let's be real. He's not that organized.
Last night I was talking to him about how it is supposed to rain all day today except early morning. I told him I wasn't going to shower and that I would wake up early to get my run in before work, come home, and shower before I start work at 8am. He's like "oh good idea".
The earliest Jose gets up is 8:45. I wake up and get ready to run, careful not to wake him. I go for a quick 30 minute run and end my route at the Dunkin by our house. I pick us up both coffee like the sweet and thoughtful girlfriend I am and walk home to go shower/work.
I get home at like 7:50, so I already know I'll be logging on to work a few minutes late. Except wait. No. THIS DUDE IS IN THE SHOWER.
ARE YOU SERIOUS. YOU'RE USUALLY NOT UP FOR ANOTHER HOUR AND YOU DECIDE TODAY IS THE DAY YOU WANT TO RANDOMLY GET UP AND SHOWER WHEN YOU KNOW I'M OUT RUNNING AND NEEDED TO HOP IN RIGHT WHEN I GOT BACK?!?
HE'S LIKE "HEY. I'LL HOP IN 10 MINUTES BEFORE STACY HAS TO START WORK FOR THE HECK OF IT"
Then he had the nerve to say it was "stupid" that I made my route go to Dunkin because then I had to walk back with coffee in my hands.
OKAY THEN DON'T DRINK IT YOU PENDEJO.
Spoiler alert- his coffee was gone when I got out of the shower.
Apparently it's story time because that was a novel!!! Also yes, I realize how insanely measured and appropriate my reaction was