Man oh man, is this thread both frustrating but hilarious! I have to share my own experience.
My partner, best friend and I were eating at the German pavilian at Epcot. It was between shows so the stage and floor immediately in front were bare but for the mobs of kids who were running and shouting. We simply shrugged our shoulders and basically thought, "Well, the area is empty, no one can get hurt." But the screaming! Yeesh! But that still didn't bother us. "We're in WDW," we thought, "kids will be kids!"
As we ate, one little girl from the table immediately behind us was apparently getting riled up and excited by the others kids' commotion. She proceed to hop down from her chair and began circling her table repeatedly. Again, no harm, no foul. Patience is a virtue. Nunya biz. No big. And so we wait.
Then this precious little dynamo proceeded to do figure eights around her table and ours. A bit disconcerting but we still ignored her. Well, I guess being ignored is what sets her off because she started chanting nonsense and wailing like a banshee. And to add insult to injury, she took a shine to yours truly whereby she decided to slam her little body into the back of my seat, giggle uproariously and move on to circle about again.
After getting a 5 year old body slam one to many times, I felt now was the time to act so I carefully pushed my chair back a few inches so that the back of my chair was a scant inch from the back of the man's chair behind me. Problem solved? Good God! Someone release the hounds!
Little Precious did everything but spit up pea soup and spin her head! She immediately launched into slamming her body against not just my chair, but my body as well (still eating by the way) and screaming "MOVEMOVEMOVEMOVEMOVEIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOU!!!"
And then the slapping began. Not me to her. Not her father or mother. She took the opportunity to start slapping my arm and shoulder while screaming. Nice, eh?
So I looked down at her and quietly said, "Where's your mommy or daddy? I want to talk to them."
The little dear's eyes bugged out of her extremely red face. Ever see the movie Scanners? People with psychic ability that can explode your head at the thought? Yeah, that's little peaches to a 't'. Anyway, she then raises her arm, whips it down to slap.... HER FATHER WHO WAS SITTING BEHIND ME!
"DADDYTHISMEANMANWON'TLETMEPLAYIHATEHIMIWANNAPLAYMAKEHIMLETMEPLAYDADDYDADDYDADDYDADDY!" You've all heard this at one time, I'm sure.
What does Daddy do? "My daughter is trying to play so move your chair buddy."
Ok, so back to the movie Scanners. Remember? Eyes bulge, psychic ability, someone's head explodes. Yeah, that's the one. Well, that was me this time.
So, taking a deep cleansing breath, I politely said, "I'm sorry but I'm trying to enjoy a nice dinner. Kids will be kids but this is a bit much, wouldn't you agree? I'd appreciate it if you could control you daughter. Thank you oh so much." Ok, so that's a big fat lie. I opened my mouth and before I could say a thing, I kid you not, Daddy shouts, "MOVE."
Ok, so Scanners... yeah, you get the picture.
Once again, I open my mouth to respond, this time with all the NYC attitude I could muster, "Excuse....?" When Joe, my partner, beat me to the punch with, "WHAT? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? WE'RE TRYING TO EAT AND IF YOU COULD JUST LEARN TO BE A PARENT AND NOT A LAZY (bleep) SLOB THERE WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM. WATCH YOUR DAUGHTER FOR A CHANGE." Did I mention that I've only lived in NYC for 15 years but he was born and raised in the area?
Daddy flustered and stammered, his wife tried to screech but for some reason couldn't say anything, darling sweetie kept slapping Daddy, Joe (my partner) stood there glaring, and I tried so hard not to giggle.
A MEGA cast member swooped out of no where and asked what the problem was when Daddy started accusing us of disturbing his family's dinner. But the MEGA cast member saw the light of Daddy's life screaming and slapping and body slamming and crying and stomping and wailing and gnashing and on and on... The little spitfire was still at it! So MEGA cast member politely asked Daddy to calm his beautiful daughter to which he refused.
So MEGA cast member asked Daddy and family to leave. He was very polite and said so with a smile and even offered to contact security if Daddy preferred. I love that MEGA cast member. I think I want to marry him.
So the family stormed off to very loud applause by virtually everyone within the vicinity. And sugar pie honey bunch was STILL body slamming and screaming to her heart's content.
All this and all I had a chance to say was, "Excuse.....?" Hmmph.