::Snow_White::
DIS Veteran
- Joined
- Jun 3, 2007
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song....
*is bored*
I got a book about all these humour tales sent by email...
It's fun. I like this one about Bill Clinton...
to make it short:
Bill Clinton was going to have a state dinner, but his normal chef was ill so they got a replacement. He didn't like how the chef was handling the food but decided to ignore it. Throughout the meal, he started feeling ill. He excused himself and went to try to find a bathroom. When passing the kitchen he saw the chef scratch himself and it made him feel worse. He was ill and disoriented and couldn't remember the door to the bathroom. He was about to pass out but he found an unlocked door. He undid his trousers and went in. Soon, he realised he was in Monica Lewinsky's office with his trousers round his knees. Just before he passed out, she leaned over him and heard him say...
"sack my cook"
and that's how the misunderstanding occured.
Food now. Bye!
Hi !
Im bored.
I have dance tonight.
Dance class.
I take Jazz and Hip-Hop.
....I think im only going to take jazz next year though, this was my first year of hiphop.
My recitals in like 3 days.
I get my 10 year award this year.