WonkaKid
DIS Veteran
- Joined
- Apr 2, 2009
A few of the things I overheard at the park yesterday -- between 7:30 a.m. and about 3:45. Hope ya'll enjoy. 'Cause this here's the wildest ride on the internet(ness)! ;-)
Guy (to his friend): The longer this day goes on, the more I wish it wouldn’t.
Girl: Do you think being married three times is too many?
Guy: Probably. Unless we’re talking about you.
Girl1: Why do you hate my new boyfriend?
Girl2: Because I’ve met him.
Guy1: I just read that the Philippines will spend $524 million on military aircraft.
Guy2: What are they buying, one eighth of a Stealth Bomber?
Girl: Why does everyone hate Nickelback?
Guy: There are a lot of reasons but it's mainly their music.
Mother (to her child): If you’re good, you can have ice cream later.
Child: If I’m bad, can I have it now?
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Guy (to his friend): The longer this day goes on, the more I wish it wouldn’t.
Girl: Do you think being married three times is too many?
Guy: Probably. Unless we’re talking about you.
Girl1: Why do you hate my new boyfriend?
Girl2: Because I’ve met him.
Guy1: I just read that the Philippines will spend $524 million on military aircraft.
Guy2: What are they buying, one eighth of a Stealth Bomber?
Girl: Why does everyone hate Nickelback?
Guy: There are a lot of reasons but it's mainly their music.
Mother (to her child): If you’re good, you can have ice cream later.
Child: If I’m bad, can I have it now?
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