New Attraction at DL!!!

[Captain Crook]

Disney sources speaking under the veil of annonimity discussed the upcoming closure of fabled DL attraction "Great Moments With Mr. Lincoln". They recognized that the closing of such an icon would likely cause upset in some circles but were optimistic that the replacement would be met with much enthusiasm. The spokesman said "the attraction won't be radically different in format but will contain a much more modern and relistic Disney-bent..."

While the sources refused to openly discuss the replacement, supporting documents leaked to the press reveal beyond most doubt that the new attraction will be an animatronic based show entitled "Great Moments With Mr. Eisner." While not verifying the show, our source smiled knowingly when diectly asked...

 

[raidermatt]

Guess its going to be a short show....



(cheap shot, I know...)

 

[TiggerFreak]

Maybe it's a time machine.
Views of the past and future, but not the present

 

[Planogirl]

Guess its going to be a short show....

Or did you mean a "short-sighted" show?

 

[WDWHound]

I heard about this. Its going to truly showcase the magic that resulted from Eisner's policys. The audience will enter into an already darkened theater (the lights have all be removed to save money), then the single disney cast member assigned to the attaction will yell (loud speakers cost money) the following to the audience:

"Ladies and gentleman. Walt Disney believed in imagination and so does Micheal Eisner. So, instead of of an expensive show using animatronics and other techniques, we invite you to view the best show possible. We are of course talking about the show that takes place in your own imagination. Just close your eyes and imagine a wonderful salute to Mr Eisner. Just imagine the touching music and special effects. Just imagine how much money we saved by not really creating anything here. Just imagine how big Mr. Eisner's bonus was this year (oops, sorry, somethings are just too unbelievable to imagine)."

"This concludes our salute to the creativity of Micheal Eisner. Be sure to visit our other new attaction designed by Mr Eisner himself, Disney's Parking Adventure."

 

[DVC-Landbaron]

OK! Let's cut to the chase!!

Where can I get a plush Ei$ner figure!!??

 

[TiggerFreak]

Disneylands Main Street Egotistical Parade

 

[Jeff in BigD]

Perhaps the preshow could be about the great Paul Pre$$ler?

 

[mudhen]

Of course when leaving the attraction you would
empty out into a gift shop area full of Eisner,
Pressler, and Cynthia Harris bobble-head dolls.

 

[roymccoy]

Isn't Eisner a tall man? They could call the attraction "Tower of Terror"

ha ha

Roy