To a wonderful group of people who have filled my days and nights with humor and friendship.... If the season finds you stressed, sit back and smile... That's what the Easter Bunny would want you to do!
Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.
Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!
Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.
Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
A: He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.
Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck.
Q. What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?
A. Two points, just like anyone else on the team.
Q. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A. The Ether Bunny
Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing at you.
Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken's day off.