That's awesome about the lower airfare cost - but for me, I need it even lower! Because, I'm cheap! I did see fares into London that weren't bad; but then I have to worry about hopping over to Frankfurt or Cologne. And then, if it's Frankfurt, there are more hours on the train.... and more cost for the train ride... etc. etc. I just want a cheap ticket RIGHT INTO COLOGNE - you know, it doesn't even have to be CHEAP, just affordable. Is that too much to ask?
Apparently so.
It's nice that you get the two nights in London, though; I passed through on my way to Germany and was petrified. When I was very young (three or so), I told my mom I was going to die in England so I didn't want to go there (she has no idea where I even learned about England!). And I remember being young and being certain I was going to "die in England" and being afraid, as this went on for about 10 years! So when my layover at Heathrow happened, I felt very odd, like I was laughing in the face of death. Even now - I'd love to go to London and check out a lot of the Tudor-era history, but I actually do worry a little about dying there! Go figure.
I agree with you that the foreign airports aren't bad. It's not like you necessarily have to chat with everyone, anyway. Even if you want to just go buy a water (and not that disgusting mineral fizzy water, yech), you just pick one out, hold it up to the cashier, they tell you the cost, and then you pay. No words needed.