pkondz
Brace yourself for immediate disintegration
- Joined
- Mar 9, 2007
Declan is 6'3", he turns 15 in March.
Good Lord!
Soon there was an announcement that we would be arriving late once again because of the conditions the night before.
What the what? Is the Earth spinning too fast?
Actually I was wondering about that.
I sometimes hear "Ladies and gentlemen, we are delayed due to ATC. We'll be leaving shortly. blah blah blah"
Yeah. It's pretty much never an ATC issue.
The airline misfiled a flight plan. The co-pilot was stuck in traffic. Whatever.
So... conditions?
I wonder if those conditions were the other ships got there first and you have to wait your turn but they just don't want to say it.
They also said it may impact some shore excursions and you would be contacted if something changed.
Uh oh.
It wasn't long before a notice was brought to our cabin that our excursion was cancelled.
Crap!
And I realized we weren't alone
Not to worry. Those are probably empty.
Beer is not booze?
See our Ladies of the Evening!!
Beautiful.
That has to be the nicest sawhorse I've ever seen!
That doesn't even look real! I've never seen a beach that rectangular.
Looks man made but (I presume?) it's not?
There were quite a few people there that day
I wonder why?
Then there was a gentleman who swam out past the buoys and decided to float around. Apparently that is not allowed as a lifeguard screamed for him to come inside the buoys for about five minutes. When that didn’t work he threatened to kick him off the beach if he didn’t come in all the way to the beach so they could have a chat. He finally did come to the beach and the lifeguard let him have it.
I wonder if he just didn't think it was directed at him.
Or maybe a language problem?
Or maybe he's just really stupid.
take your pick