tink2dw
Pixie Dust or Bust!!
- Joined
- Aug 25, 2000
Dear Help Desk,
>
>Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
>noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to
>the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry
>applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
>
>In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
>programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs
>such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.
>
>Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply
>crashes the system.
>
>I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
>avail.
>
>Please help!
>
>--Desperate
>
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>Dear Desperate,
>
>Please keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment
>package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
>
>Try to enter the command: C:/I-THOUGHT-YOU-LOVED-ME and then
>install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
>applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse
>can cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, HappyHour
>7.0 or Beer 6.1.
>
>Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly"
>WAV sound files. DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall
>another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications
>and will crash Husband 1.0.
>
>In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have
>limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
>Consider buying additional software to improve performance.
>
>I personally recommend HotFood 3.0 and Lingerie 5.3
>
>--Help Desk
>
>Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
>noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to
>the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry
>applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
>
>In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
>programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs
>such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.
>
>Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply
>crashes the system.
>
>I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
>avail.
>
>Please help!
>
>--Desperate
>
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>Dear Desperate,
>
>Please keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment
>package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
>
>Try to enter the command: C:/I-THOUGHT-YOU-LOVED-ME and then
>install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
>applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse
>can cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, HappyHour
>7.0 or Beer 6.1.
>
>Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly"
>WAV sound files. DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall
>another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications
>and will crash Husband 1.0.
>
>In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have
>limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
>Consider buying additional software to improve performance.
>
>I personally recommend HotFood 3.0 and Lingerie 5.3
>
>--Help Desk