Since we are locals and AP holders we have seen some real doozies... Here the top 3...
The main one that sticks out in my head... My DD was about 7 or 8 years old, and it was just her and I back then... We were rounding the corner coming off Main Street, passing the ice cream shop and The plaza, Right in that open space...When we heard shouting, I grabbed my daughter and put her behind me to protect her.... we were right in the middle of what was about to happen. There was this man, shoving his wife in the chest, she is holding about a 2 year old child, with other child clinging to her side how she did not fall on the ground, was a blessing... he had a boy about 7 or 8 years old by the arm, jerking him off his feet like he was a rag doll, screaming at him, spit flying, he whips off his belt, and just as he began's to strike the boy, this hand grabs him and the belt and twist his arm behind his back, and force's him to kneel down, Everyone started clapping for this man... 3 other men were standing in front of his wife and the kids protecting them. Disney security arrive, when they say send the cavalry, there was about 15 people, from blue jackets to uniformed security. They whisked them out the gate right there... Then some more people arrived, and started asking what happened, calming everyone down. Handing out free meals, ice cream, drinks vouchers...
This whole thing took less than a about 3 minutes from start to them leading them behind the scene's.
The next one was a woman in Epcot, that was trying to get whoever to buy her a drink... she was in completely trashed...walking up people begging them to buy her a drink... She came up to us and ask us to buy her a drink, and my DH was like sure, you want a coke or bottled water? He can be just so cute!!!! ... I started laughing, along with some other guest who heard DH... and yes we would have bought her a coke or bottled water, if she would have wanted it... she was not to happy and let a string of adult words a mile long... then Disney Security came up, and she was so blasted out of the water, that she asked them to buy her a drink and they were like sure come with us, and off they went...
Last one in the top 3...
We were going into Epcot for F&W, and we were in line to go through the AP holders turnstile. This woman in front of us when it was her families turn, the bands would not work, and she lost it... started yelling at the poor CM, who was "earning her ears"... Demanding that she be let through... The CM is explaining to Ms. Entitlement.. that this line is for AP holders, then this man behind us tells her to get out of the line, to which only made things worse... then she start in about how much money they are spending, and blah blah blah... So another cast member comes up and opened the other side and motioned for us to come around... She looked and me and goes I bet you live here, and I said Yes I do, and I pay for my AP's... then she said then you should be grateful for people like me who come here and spend our money, you should bow down and feel lucky that we come here, because your locals and your nothing but a bunch of -------------------------- and then things really went sideways... I looked at her and said... What a fine example you are setting for your children, and while I will never bow down, I will bend over...you get the drift to what I said next... My DH broke out into laughter, and then I sweetly smiled and said, and by the way feel free to get on I-75 and head north... oh and Well bless your heart, and by this time DH is laughing so hard he can hardly catch his breath, and I started laughing as we walked away...