Disney must be running out of ideas for hard-ticket events at this point, so I'll help them out:
Keeper for a Day Premium Package at DAK ($249 for adults, $179 for children ages 3-9) Get a sneak peek behind the scenes at Disney's Animal Kingdom! Guests will experience firsthand what goes into caring for the exotic animal residents as they learn to express anal glands, thaw frozen rats for the birds of prey, and muck the elephant stalls. Light refreshments will be provided immediately following.
Budding Horticulturist Super Duper Premium Package ($499 for adults, $389 for children ages 3-9) Guests will get to take part in preparations for EPCOT's Flower & Garden Festival by planting flowers, killing tomato hornworms by hand, and spraying deadly pesticides. Bottled water will be provided if temperatures reach 90 degrees or higher.
Magic Kingdom After Hours Totally Awesome Premium Package ($749 for adults, $659 for children ages 3-9) A limited number of guests will have the exclusive opportunity to enjoy the Magic Kingdom after regular park operating hours as they sweep up garbage on Main Street while the Evil Queen berates them. Guests are welcome to refill any water bottles they find in the gutter.
I'm Like Sooo Wealthy Ultra Exclusive Platinum Premium Package ($10,000 for adults, no discount for children) Take advantage of this once in a lifetime opportunity to push Tinkerbell out of the castle window before the fireworks. Safety harness not provided.
...I'll have my credit card on standby.