WDWprincessloyola
Mouseketeer
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- Oct 8, 2004
Hello all! I'm hosting a children's disney costume/birthday party this weekend and I have started collecting Disney jokes for children. Here are the ones I have listed so far, but do you have any more???? 
Q: Why are there no planes where peter pan lives? A: Because there is a sign that says "Never Neverland"!
Q: Why did Mickey go into outerspace? A: To find Pluto!
Q: Why was Tigger in the toilet? A: He was looking for Pooh!
Q: What did snow white say when her photos weren't ready yet? A: Some Day My Prints Will come!
Q: Why was Cinderella kicked off the soccer team? A: Because she always ran away from the ball!
Q: What kind of vehicles do Disney characters drive? A: Minnie Vans!
Q: What does Ariel like on her toast? A: Mermalade!
Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: Jungle Bells!
Q: Why was Cinderella so very bad at soccer? A: Because she was always running away from the ball, kept losing her shoes, and she had a pumpkin for a coach!
Q: Why does peter pan fly? A: 'Cause he never never lands
Q: What did Mickey say when Minnie asked him if he was listening? A: "I'm all ears!"
Q: Why did Dopey take a box of crayons with him into the bedroom? A: Snow White asked him to draw the curtains.
Q: What do you get if you cross Donald with a whale? A: Moby Duck.
Q: What's Minnie's favorite thing to wear? A: A Minnie-skirt.
Q: What is Grumpy's favorite fruit? A: Sour Grapes.
Q: Why did Sleepy take firewood to bed with him? A: He wanted to sleep like a log.
Q: How does Mickey feel when Minnie is mad at him? A: Mouserable.
Q: What do you call Daisy Duck when she leads the orchestra? A: A con-duck-tor.
Q: What does Baloo need to live? A: The Bear Necessities.
Q: What do you get when you cross Pooh and a skunk? A: Winnie the P.U.
Q: Where does Ariel go when one of her friends is missing? A: The Lost-and-Flounder Department.
Q: Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf? A: He thought he might get a hole in one.
Q: Why does Snow White always treat each of the Seven Dwarfs equally? A: Because she's the fairest of them all.
Q: Why did Jasmine go to the fruit stand in the Marketplace? A: She was looking for a date.
Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't bathe for a year? A: Stinker Bell
Q: What kind of vegetable do you get when Dumbo walks through your garden? A: Squash
Q: Do you know why Mickey Mouse bought a telescope? A: Because he wanted to see Pluto.
Q: What did the 101 Dalmatians say after eating dinner? A: That hit the spot.
Q: When does Mickey put up his new calendar? A: On new ears eve.
Q: Which state reminds Mickey of his gal? A: Minniesota
Q: How did Mickey feel when he first saw Minnie? A: It was glove at first sight.
Q: What is Mickeys favorite treat? A: Mice cream
Q: What does Donald wear to a famous Hollywood party? A: A Duxedo
Q: What is a pirates favorite restaurant? A: Arrrgh-bys
Q: Why did the pirate take his mother to the movie theater with him? A: Because the movie was rated arrrrrrrrrrgh
Q: Why did Goofy stare at the label on the orange juice all day? A: Because the carton said concentrate.
Q: Why did Woody give Bullseye some cough syrup? A: Because he was horse.
Q: Why are there no planes where peter pan lives? A: Because there is a sign that says "Never Neverland"!
Q: Why did Mickey go into outerspace? A: To find Pluto!
Q: Why was Tigger in the toilet? A: He was looking for Pooh!
Q: What did snow white say when her photos weren't ready yet? A: Some Day My Prints Will come!
Q: Why was Cinderella kicked off the soccer team? A: Because she always ran away from the ball!
Q: What kind of vehicles do Disney characters drive? A: Minnie Vans!
Q: What does Ariel like on her toast? A: Mermalade!
Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: Jungle Bells!
Q: Why was Cinderella so very bad at soccer? A: Because she was always running away from the ball, kept losing her shoes, and she had a pumpkin for a coach!
Q: Why does peter pan fly? A: 'Cause he never never lands
Q: What did Mickey say when Minnie asked him if he was listening? A: "I'm all ears!"
Q: Why did Dopey take a box of crayons with him into the bedroom? A: Snow White asked him to draw the curtains.
Q: What do you get if you cross Donald with a whale? A: Moby Duck.
Q: What's Minnie's favorite thing to wear? A: A Minnie-skirt.
Q: What is Grumpy's favorite fruit? A: Sour Grapes.
Q: Why did Sleepy take firewood to bed with him? A: He wanted to sleep like a log.
Q: How does Mickey feel when Minnie is mad at him? A: Mouserable.
Q: What do you call Daisy Duck when she leads the orchestra? A: A con-duck-tor.
Q: What does Baloo need to live? A: The Bear Necessities.
Q: What do you get when you cross Pooh and a skunk? A: Winnie the P.U.
Q: Where does Ariel go when one of her friends is missing? A: The Lost-and-Flounder Department.
Q: Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf? A: He thought he might get a hole in one.
Q: Why does Snow White always treat each of the Seven Dwarfs equally? A: Because she's the fairest of them all.
Q: Why did Jasmine go to the fruit stand in the Marketplace? A: She was looking for a date.
Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't bathe for a year? A: Stinker Bell
Q: What kind of vegetable do you get when Dumbo walks through your garden? A: Squash
Q: Do you know why Mickey Mouse bought a telescope? A: Because he wanted to see Pluto.
Q: What did the 101 Dalmatians say after eating dinner? A: That hit the spot.
Q: When does Mickey put up his new calendar? A: On new ears eve.
Q: Which state reminds Mickey of his gal? A: Minniesota
Q: How did Mickey feel when he first saw Minnie? A: It was glove at first sight.
Q: What is Mickeys favorite treat? A: Mice cream
Q: What does Donald wear to a famous Hollywood party? A: A Duxedo
Q: What is a pirates favorite restaurant? A: Arrrgh-bys
Q: Why did the pirate take his mother to the movie theater with him? A: Because the movie was rated arrrrrrrrrrgh
Q: Why did Goofy stare at the label on the orange juice all day? A: Because the carton said concentrate.
Q: Why did Woody give Bullseye some cough syrup? A: Because he was horse.
