One of the funniest things I've ever heard at WDW:

[EpcotKilterFan]

Two weeks ago in Epcot. Walking over the bridge from the UK -

Lady to Daughter - "Oh look there is someone in a red robe in France.. it must be Cinderella...."


Did ya not notice the WHITE BEARD on the person wearing the red robe (it was Pere Noel)

Debbie

 

[BLTLDZ]

This one was genius..

In Epcot last week: Two women walking through the world showcase looking at the map...

"They said it is near the big white ball, I don't see no big white ball"
Dh & I still say it once a day!

 

[LisaRay]

Ok, my DS (6 at the time) and I were on the boat from the Swan hotel to Epcot late one evening and in the row in front of us were 2 couples that looked very well off. They were excited and chatting they looked to be about mid to late 20's in age I would say.
They were anxious to get to Epcot for the fireworks and then the boat stopped at the Yacht and Beach Club and the woman starting freaking out that they were stopping and going to miss the fireworks! And she even thought they may have been on the wrong boat.
Then as the boat went to pull away she pointed to Spaceship Earth which still had the wand and "fireworks" on it at the time and starting SCREAMING that the fireworks had already started!! (because she had seen the wand!!)

It was all I could do not to burst out laughing. It may have been one of those "you had to be there moments" but even my young son was trying not to laugh at her!

 

[tlh0726]

During our April trip we were walking past 2 people in MK when the one person said tommorrow let's go to Animal Kingdom. The other person responded is that the place with all of the animals?

 

[spacemountainmom]

passing by a family on Main Street in MK, I heard the father to his son say, "but first we have to suffer through it's a small world for your mother..."

made me giggle

Did you encounter my dh and ds???

 

[dianne1974]

passing by a family on Main Street in MK, I heard the father to his son say, "but first we have to suffer through it's a small world for your mother..."

made me giggle

This sounds like something my husband would say.

 

[PoohsFan1]

These are all great.

 

[mommystieg]

While walking to the entrance for Dinosaur we overheard a dad telling his young son "It's just a Jeep ride." It's been a couple of years since we heard that but we still say it every time we ride Dinosaur.

 

[jphilhower]

Several years ago while waiting for our reservation at Crystil Palace I over heared a husband tell his wife that to get a reservation you have to pay for it in advance.

 

[GiGi30]

While waiting in line with my son to see Goofy @ POTC, there was a dad/son behind us. The boy (about 7) said he didn't care to get a pic with Goofy. His dad said, "Son, we need to get a picture made with your Mom's side of the family".

 

[GeorgeG]

Those of us who have been to WDW many times take things for granted, but first-timers can easily be overwhelmed. We had friends who had a plan to see all of WDW one day, Sea World the next, and Cape Canaveral the third day. They thought we were exagerating when we told them to plan a whole week just for WDW. We've also had a lot of friends who have never been wonder what we found to do at WDW for a whole week.

 

[Lyndria]

While walking to the entrance for Dinosaur we overheard a dad telling his young son "It's just a Jeep ride." It's been a couple of years since we heard that but we still say it every time we ride Dinosaur.

Man, that kid is probably scarred for life!

 

[joybeth]

passing by a family on Main Street in MK, I heard the father to his son say, "but first we have to suffer through it's a small world for your mother..."

made me giggle

My family knows that they have to "suffer" for me as well! LOL

jb

 

[psac]

During our April trip we were walking past 2 people in MK when the one person said tommorrow let's go to Animal Kingdom. The other person responded is that the place with all of the animals?

That's a funny one. Speaking of AK, we were behind a couple with two little kids, and the mother asked the kids which of the parks was their favorite. The daughter who was about 5 or 6 said "Disney world!"
Mom -- "But it's all Disney World, which of the parks did you like best?"
Daughter -- "Disney World!"
Mom -- "But did you like Hollywood Studios, Animal Kingdom...?"
Daughter -- "Disney World!"

Obviously she meant Magic Kingdom. The daughter here wasn't the funny one...

 

[lugnut33]

It's true, there are no rides at WDW, they are called "Attractions".

 

[Otter49]

Last night at Epcot near the transition area from FW to WS, there was a group of about 8 headed toward Canada.

One man of the group was "obviously" the one who had done his research and was guiding the others.

He drew their attention to look across the lake to the America Pavilion and confidently announced - "Now there's Downtown Disney over there".

 

[Missytara]

I was sitting in one of the rocking chairs on the "back porch" of the main building at POR on my last day - just relaxing. It was the first day of check-in for Pop Warner.

A young woman and her son stepped outside and saw the water taxi and commented to her son how much fun it will be to take the "boat to Walt Disney World."

Just then, her husband pops out of the door with their young daughter and their "check-in" package. He tells the wife that they need to go back out front to catch the bus to go to "a bunch of parks." She tells her husband, "But, we want to take the boat to get to Walt Disney World."

He says, "You wouldn't believe it, we are already in Walt Disney World. This hotel is in Walt Disney World." She looks befuddled. He pulls her along, but she continues to insist taking the boat. He finally says, "We have to take a bus to get to a park. And there are FOUR of them."

She looks really befuddled now. He pulls her aside, out of hearing range of the kids, but right beside me now and says..... "You won't believe how f$#@$&^ big this place is. You just have no idea what we have gotten ourselves into here."

 

[Missytara]

It's true, there are no rides at WDW, they are called "Attractions".

Yes, and there are no "hotels" in the World, they are resorts.

I am sorry, that is another one that bugs me too.

 

[tefrench]

I was sitting in one of the rocking chairs on the "back porch" of the main building at POR on my last day - just relaxing. It was the first day of check-in for Pop Warner.

A young woman and her son stepped outside and saw the water taxi and commented to her son how much fun it will be to take the "boat to Walt Disney World."

Just then, her husband pops out of the door with their young daughter and their "check-in" package. He tells the wife that they need to go back out front to catch the bus to go to "a bunch of parks." She tells her husband, "But, we want to take the boat to get to Walt Disney World."

He says, "You wouldn't believe it, we are already in Walt Disney World. This hotel is in Walt Disney World." She looks befuddled. He pulls her along, but she continues to insist taking the boat. He finally says, "We have to take a bus to get to a park. And there are FOUR of them."

She looks really befuddled now. He pulls her aside, out of hearing range of the kids, but right beside me now and says..... "You won't believe how f$#@$&^ big this place is. You just have no idea what we have gotten ourselves into here."

 

[redheadmc]

Last year, while in the Magic Kingdom, we were sitting next to an "interesting" family (that is another story). One of the daughters, probably about 16, looked at a bird and yelled "OH MY GAWD, ITS A BABY CHICKEN!" My daughter, who was 7 at the time, looked at the bird, then the girl and then said to my husband "Dad, thats a sparrow." I almost spit out my water.