Diser's for CMO!

[HauntedMansionFan]

Voice over “Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the stars of Enchanted, Amy Adams and Patrick Dempsey”

AA: (In a beautiful princess voice) Well hello everyone. Isn’t it a grand evening?

PD: Amy, you look so enchanting this even.

***** Groans from the crowd *****

AA: Why thank you Patrick, you look very McSteamy yourself this evening.

***** More groans from the crowd *****

(HMF yells from the wings) Get on with you two!

AA: Right, we are here to present the award for Outstanding Achievement in Vocal Presentation.

PD: Our nominees range from a gentlemen with great “enthusiasm” to what we think is an impersonation of Goofy.

AA: And don’t forget the talking chipmunk, I have first hand experience with talking animals.

PD: So without further ado…. The envelope please.

AA: Oh my goodness…. We have a tie!
The winner of Oustanding Achievement in Vocal Presentation goes to


CalDisneyFamily/Wendy & Mike! Congratulations!

 

[fleagle]

pssst - Fleagle - if there's time, let me know if I can try my dance number again...

Go for it whenever you feel it! I think this thread will be combed over for a while! This awards show has endless re-runs, we'd love to see it!

 

[AnnDisneyFan]

HAL: The Mickey Award for Technology is Not Your Friend goes to:

Benjamin Ogan – Extra Sound Effects in Cooking Up a Dream

http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-6993F655EEF9328D51F4F92E18F35FDD

I don't think this guy could have made me laugh any harder without even knowing he was going to make anyone laugh.......

Am I breaking the rules AGAIN Flea......cause, let me tell ya, I AM laughing AT him!!!!

 

[HauntedMansionFan]

I accept the award on CalDisneyFamily's behalf.... because she is at a basketball game.... and because I'm going to hold it for ransom.

 

[fleagle]

I don't think this guy could have made me laugh any harder without even knowing he was going to make anyone laugh.......

Am I breaking the rules AGAIN Flea......cause, let me tell ya, I AM laughing AT him!!!!

I love any laugh. Chuckle away... just feel the love!

 

[Marshay]

OMG Marshay HAL as presenter was so totally funny I really did pee a little this time!

(Maybe that's less an "OMG" than a "TMI"?)

Thanks so much for posting that! It made my night...well, after winning the award, that is! ... I wasn't sure if y'all would get the HAL thing...but then I decided to go for it! We have geeks on DIS, right?

PS Although I thought of HAL, I have to thank my DH for helping me get the right tone of it!

 

[luvsTink]

Hey, can anyone "confirm" that the top 10 will be posted at midnight? I can't take another disappointment...
ok, maybe that is a little melodramatic, but it would be helpful to be reassured

 

[fleagle]

Ladies and Gentlemen... Please welcome back previous presenter J-Lo and Rap Sensation, Sir Mix-A-Lot!

{applause}

J-LO: It is a distinct honor to be presenting two awards tonight. In fact, I'm very surprised to be here twice.

SMA: I'm not even sure why I'm here.

J-LO: Well, we are here to honor Kennythepirate. And everyone knows you like big butts.

SMA: I cannot lie. Kenny got a big old butt?

J-LO: No..he's a pirate. I'm sure that the DIScademy expected you and I to make lots of jokes about Booty.

SMA: I don't joke about Booty. Its how I make my living. One hit song, but I'm STILL getting paid!

J-LO: Not that kind of booty. Pirate Booty.

SMA: OH... Kenny the Pirate! I know that guy. I read SOMEWHERE that he was one of last year's winners.

J-LO: Well, not only was Kenny a part of last year's contest, (I think I read that too) but he's been a lot of fun in this year's contest. So, the DIScademy would like to honor him with a Lifetime Achievement award.

SMA: Probably a better lifetime achievement than writing a song about butts. I'll be singing that song until I'm 70.

J-LO: Congratulations Kenny!

 

[kennythepirate]

Too funny. That guy looks like he is standing on mercury with a bad satellite feed!

Marshay: <shakes head>

Benjamin Ogan – Extra Sound Effects in Cooking Up a Dream

http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-6993F655EEF9328D51F4F92E18F35FDD


HAL: Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

<HAL fades away>

<Marshay, shaking her head, walks off stage>

 

[fleagle]

Marshay... WONDERFUL... truly!

 

[HauntedMansionFan]

Alright Kenny!!!

 

[tothesea]

YAY for CalDisneyFamily!!!!!!!

Wish you were here! If HMF tries to keep your award just let me know!

 

[fleagle]

Hey, can anyone "confirm" that the top 10 will be posted at midnight? I can't take another disappointment...
ok, maybe that is a little melodramatic, but it would be helpful to be reassured

No telling... rules say voting will start, but you never know

 

[Marshay]

I'd never seen Tracy's llama video before! That's great!

What?? You didn't watch KITT the other night help present the nominees??? You think some broadway-style show is more important?? Sheesh!

 

[catotigger]

Let's try again: Big dance number at bottom of post...

{Lights flickering on and off}
Ladies and Gentlemen... We are scheduled to have a big song and dance number next, but as you see we are experiencing some technical difficulties with our lighting this evening

[Murmur murmur]

But rather than running late, the star of our big production number has said she is sure you will enjoy the singing part, even if you can’t see the rest of the show!

{Drum roll}

After a long IMPOSED exile from singing, I give you one of ABC’s stars of the past, and the well known singer of the National Anthem…Roseanne Barr!

[gasps of horror from the audience members with good hearing]

Roseanne: Hey. How you doin'? I was really surprised when they asked me to sing at the DIScademy Awards this year. I guess it’s cuz they really want to honor someone who has meant so much to all of us here at the DISboards.

{Lights go off}
Roseanne: Hit it boys!

[sound of audience searching for earplugs]

{stage whisper – save yourselves – turn down the volume…QUICK!)





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42FhyfFfW_8

 

[DSNY4ever]

Please welcome tonight's presenter for Outstanding Achievement in Costuming, the famous, the talented, Edna “E” Mode!

(applause and whispers “Did you hear what she said about everyone on the red carpet? Oooo she is brutal.” The sound of tiny heels gets louder and a small woman climbs up on a stool to look out over the podium.)

E: Good evening everyone. Some of you look luve-ly and most of you do not. Many of you know me as the designer of the outfits for the Incredible family. Super heros are my specialty, but I know everything about fashion. I was very disappointed that not one contestant chose to dress up as- me. I am the epitome of fashion. Anyway....throughout the competition I saw many amazing costumes, and many that should be burned, but as always I advise- no capes! Perhaps that is why we did not see this young man in the top 20.

http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-F4034204F5ADDDB8CD5390E0DE54989C

E: Clever video, but capes mean disaster. So once again the nominees for Outstanding Achievement in Costuming are-

THE NOMINEES:

Marsha the flying Tinkerbell
http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-8918B710D5C0F52D686BBFF2F530341A

Mark Steiner and his many costumed characters
http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-4642917CE873492B23B76DA2441D92E7

Tiffany as the cast of Alice in Wonderland
http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-E692F6027263DB0BE853D4D11F12EC85

Heather Garcia and her costume family
http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-BD0922BAD822E67AFF64E54F4D31840B

Monica as the Disney Princesses
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQqh28jbkVQ


E: And the winner of tonight’s Mickey goes to....(the envelope is torn...)

Congratulations Tiffany, your costumes were outstanding.

 

[catotigger]

[Thundering Applause]


Roseanne: Thanks Flea! They really love you – even if they did force you to listen to me sing!

[Thundering Applause]

[Audience remembers to take out earplugs]

Roseanne: Goodnight Mrs. Fleagle, wherever you are!

 

[kennythepirate]

I so wanna know what that is about!

I exaggerated a bit, but one princess from Utah sorta, kinda freaked a popular blonde female rock star out when she met her at the reunion in Dec.

 

[luvsTink]

CATOTIGGER
that was unbelievable!!!!!!!! Thanks so much for saying everything we all wanna say!

 

[HauntedMansionFan]

{stage whisper – save yourselves – turn down the volume…QUICK!)





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42FhyfFfW_8

That was seriously one of the funniest and most creative things I have seen in a long time.... that was fantastic!!!!