Ask Me Anything Game: Ask Saratogagirl Anything

[saratogagirl]

If you had to get rid of your TV or stereo, which would go?
Do you blame it on the boogie?
Which came first, and why, the chicken or the egg?

the stereo, cos I can listen to music on the telly, I would like one of those IPOD docky things like you have though

no I blame it on the moonlight

the chicken had a bonk and then laid an egg, do chickens bonk ?

 

[carolfoy]

no they cluck - silly girl!

 

[saratogagirl]

If a fork were made of gold, would it still be considered silverware?

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?

If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has the right to talk?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

oh god, have you had you phishy food

I dont know we only do stainless steel, I'm from Merthyr remember

if he runs at the speed of sound, good for him

yes and then they would get another mime to translate

yes a great big bang boom bang

 

[carolfoy]

If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what exactly is a fog horn made out of?

If a train station is where a train stops, what is a workstation?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless?

 

[saratogagirl]

If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what exactly is a fog horn made out of?

If a train station is where a train stops, what is a workstation?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless?

it is a misty like substance and you shout whoo whoo down it and it echoes around the valley, I know cos I have a voice like one

its where I go every day cos work stops when I get there

yes they all laugh out loud, and say clumsy tree are you hammered, drunken tree

oh he's homeless bless

 

[Boss Hogg]

Cheese on your burger?
Oooh, oooh, oooh can you feel the force?
Can you dive?

 

[florida sun]

Jules, My question to you is this, what are we going to do with ourselves next week without this

 

[carolfoy]

Can you dive?

is that another reference to the muffins?

 

[carolfoy]

Jules, My question to you is this, what are we going to do with ourselves next week without this

go away - we're asking the questions!

 

[rhiannonwales]

is that another reference to the muffins?

Darn she beat me to it.

 

[saratogagirl]

Cheese on your burger?
Oooh, oooh, oooh can you feel the force?
Can you dive?

yes cheese most definately

yes I am feeling it

no I have a fear of the bends

 

[saratogagirl]

Jules, My question to you is this, what are we going to do with ourselves next week without this

Sue I will be lost I have had such a laugh, I am hoping that poeple will take up on my goolie goolie thread then I can concentrate on that, I hope you and Vicki will be coming

 

[carolfoy]

but you're round one already - what's to fear?

 

[saratogagirl]

is that another reference to the muffins?

Ian though that as well Carol

 

[florida sun]

go away - we're asking the questions!

Dam Cheek of it

 

[saratogagirl]

but you're round one already - what's to fear?

this is true

 

[Boss Hogg]

Ian though that as well Carol

For the love of god a little decorum please! Some people cannot dive into a swimming pool, and I was just asking! Can we all get our minds out of the gutter!

Thank you

 

[florida sun]

Sue I will be lost I have had such a laugh, I am hoping that poeple will take up on my goolie goolie thread then I can concentrate on that, I hope you and Vicki will be coming

Of course we will hon, hope its local, is it on Merthyr Wreck

 

[saratogagirl]

For the love of god a little decorum please! Some people cannot dive into a swimming pool, and I was just asking! Can we all get our minds out of the gutter!

Thank you

sorry Sir

 

[carolfoy]

minimalist or shabby chic?

if Barbie is so great why do you have to buy her friends?

if athletes get athletes foot do astronauts get missiletoe?